The History of the Bacon Bra

The first bacon bra was considered a success by Meatatarians around the world.  While it brought the allure of bacon to the fashion world of bra’s, there was something about it that just didn’t capture the imagination of the world.  Some claim it was the extra eyes staring back.  Other felt it had too many ears.  Either way, while it was a step forward it still was not what the public was looking for.  It just was not sexy enough to eat.

Bacon Fashion designers and bacon scientists worked for years on end trying to merge bacon with the bra.  Many successes were to be seen.  The sexiness factor increased ten fold but minor set backs such as how these new bacon bras were secured didn’t allow for the public to jump up and down shouting success.  Meatatarians were left wanting.

The bacon panties were also created during this time.  It truly did add to the sexy factor but the method of making the bra and panties again was a failure.

Finally a success.  A full on bacon bra engineered at the genetic level.  Fashion designers and bacon scientists had finally found the secret to the Bacon Bra.  The rejoicing was heard around the world.  Meatatarians went on meat binges like never before.

Fashion is often imitated in life and the Bacon Bra was no different.  Bacon Bras began to show up everywhere.

And they elicited the sexy factor that the public demanded as is evident from this next image.

(warning, do not allow uncooked Bacon Bras to be eaten)

But the elusive bacon pantie was still missing.  After years of slaving away in hot labs, the bacon scientists and bacon fashion designs yet again held a press conference and they stunned the world.

Not only had bacon bras become sexier, they had the matching panties as well.  Our dreams and hopes had been achieved.

Thanks to all the hard working Meatatarians and Bacon lovers everywhere, you can now have your bacon bra, and eat it too.

That my fellow Meatatarians brings to an end the wonderful history of the Bacon Bra.  Long may it live.  Technorati Tags: Bacon Bra, Meatatarian, Bacon, Humor, Funny

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