Classic Meatatarian T Shirt

by Meat Lover on January 17, 2010

classic meatatarianMeatatarians are proud of who they are.  Sometime we need to spread the word on the wonderful world of meat eating to others.

This elegantly simple Meatatarian design shows the outline of pork, beef, and chicken all with golden lettering.  You will be able to dine in comfort at the best steak houses with this meatatarian t shirt or slurp coffee out of a meatatarian mug.

As I always say, If god wanted us to be vegetarians, then why did he make meat?

Go forth and enjoy.

The shirt is sized to fit in the following sizes: Adult S, Adult M, Adult L, Adult 2X, Adult XL, Adult 3X, Adult 4X, Adult 5X, Adult 6X. Available in the following colors: Black, Brown, Dark Grey, Deep Forest, Maroon, Navy Blue.The mug is sized to fit in the following sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz.The shirt is sized to fit in the following sizes: Adult S, Adult M, Adult L, Adult XL, Adult 2X. Available in the following colors: Baby Blue, Lilac, Lime, Pink, White, Yellow.

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The Bacon Mug

by Meat Lover on January 16, 2010

Everyday I wonder to myself “How can I become a better meatatarian?”.  It is a hard question and one that requires serious consideration.  If you eat all the right meat and ensure that you are following the Meatatarian Diet of having bacon with every meal it sometimes is hard to find a way to get more meat.

Well our problems have been solved thanks to one of our Meatatarian Scientists who has recently come up with a way to ensure that you are always enjoying your meat to the fullest.  This bacon mug is sure to bring a smile to your face and a hint of jealously from our vegan-weeny friends. 

I raise, to you, a Bacon Mug of beer!  Here’s to Bacon! 

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The Meatatarian Narwhal

by Meat Lover on January 15, 2010

The Bacon Narwhal is truly an amazing creation.  Made with delicious bacon, plump chicken breasts, pepperoni, and some pepper jack cheese, how could this artistic creation not belong in your belly.

You can read all about the creation of this Meatatarian Meal at Incoherent Ramblings and bask in the glory that is meat.

Let us all raise a Narwhal Horn in honor of today’s Meatatarian dish.

The Meatatarian Bacon Narwhale ready for eating.

Eating The Meatatarian Bacon Narwhal
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The History of the Bacon Bra

January 10, 2010

The first bacon bra was considered a success by Meatatarians around the world.  While it brought the allure of bacon to the fashion world of bra’s, there was something about it that just didn’t capture the imagination of the world.  Some claim it was the extra eyes staring back.  Other felt it had too many [...]

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Meatatarian Food Pyramid

January 9, 2010

It is very important to follow a balanced diet, even for a meatatarian. This Meatatarian Food Pyramid will help ensure that your meals are balanced and that you are getting every available meaty goodness possible. Beef, Pork, Chicken, Turkey, Hot-dogs & Sausages and Bacon all make up the Meatatarian Food Pyramid.Show off your Meatatarian ways [...]

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Why Vegetables Are Dangerous

January 9, 2010

This video proves it. Vegetables are dangerous. It attacked that poor meat before it could fulfill its life purpose of feeding a meatatarian. Stay away from vegetables at all costs.

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The commercial that started the Meatatarianism Movement

January 7, 2010

Wendy’s Meatatarian commercial and all it’s meaty majesty. Meatatarians can co-exist with vegetarians. We just can’t share the food.

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Inaugural Launch of Club Meatatarian

January 5, 2010

Club Meatatarian was born from the idea that meat can’t be beat.  This blog will feature meat inspired t shirts, gifts, recipes, videos and anything else filled with tasty, tasty meat. With the launch of a website how could I not start off with the launch of the Meat Ship. For your viewing please, heaven [...]

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