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infant_creeper_organic - A cute little piglet diagram showing the basic sections of a pig, with funny labels such as tasty, delicious, yummy, instead of ham, shoulder and back ribs! For the anti peta non vegetarians out there who love their bacon! mmmeat! Text says Future Pig Eater - text and font can easily be changed to show your own favorite pig, piglet or piggie saying. The perfect gift for bacon eatin, pig farmers.

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Future Pig Eater Pork Cuts for Little Piggies Tee Shirt

basic_raglan_longsleeve - The food chain, in it's simplest, most erroneous form. Inspired by the classic 'Food Chain' joke from the Simpsons episode, "Lisa the Vegetarian", this shirt is sure to angry up the blood of any vegetarians - or vegans - you come up against. PETA might even file a lawsuit against you - now you've got stories to tell! The image is 10" across at 300 dpi, created with vector graphics. Feel free to customize - add the words "FOOD CHAIN" above, below, or on the back, if you feel the joke isn't offensive enough to ecological types already! And of course, check the gallery for more nonsense like this.

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The Meatatarian Food Chain T-shirt

postcard - This is how a butchering chart diagram should look, if you ask us! Forget sirloin, chuck, brisket or flank - try tasty, yummy, delicious, scrumptious and mmmm! Good instead! Simple silhouette image of a black angus steer, with divider lines and labels for the butcher, chef, bbq king, or bigtime beef eater!

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Beef Butcher Chart - Tasty Delicious Yummy Beef! Greeting Cards

basic_dark_tshirt - OBEY ME - says it all. Good for captains, managers, directors, military types, and women that assert absolute control over their men. Also good for security types, bikers, police officers, and... well, pretty much any professional anything. Know someone who likes being in charge? Get them this shirt! The image is 11" across, 300 dpi, made with vector graphics with a layer of distress. Non-distressed version is in my gallery, along with lots of otehr good stuff - take a look!

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OBEY ME Distressed Shirt

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Kids Baseball Jersey -

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Dogs are not Kids Baseball Jersey

Dark T-Shirt - Do you love Animals? Tasty, delicious, salivating animals? Fear not, fellow meat lovers - we have the product for you. This I Heart Animals product is perfect for carnivores across the world.

$24.99

I Heart Animals Dark T-Shirt

Rectangle Magnet - If humans were not intended to eat meat, the animals wouldn't have been made to taste so good. We're not sure what beef the vegetarians have with carnivores, but game on.

$7.99

Some Meat Rectangle Magnet

Green T-Shirt - Got Meat? Being a Meatetarian is a personal choice. But that doesnt mean you should be ashamed to share your carnivorous beliefs with the rest of the world. This is one of over 100 different color com

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Meatetarian Green T-Shirt

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